skin-and-ink:

flure:

I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize just how much is wrong.

This post is perfect

6 days ago with 79,739 notes

jawnn-locked:

adiostoreadontcare:

turntechtier:

jawnn-locked:

turntechtier:

jawnn-locked:

the okay gatsby 

the mediocre gatsby

the you could have done better gatsby

the terrible gatsby

The -you did great but not oscar award winning great- gatsby

6 days ago with 19,536 notes

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

1 week ago with 51,947 notes

epiicer:

If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife

1 week ago with 37,758 notes

the-tricky-angel-gabriel:

I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is…… 

so that’s pretty much what I’m expecting to experience for the next like 10 years.

the accuracy of this post is alarming.

1 week ago with 75,068 notes

stayy-solidd:

chiefteeth:

 why isn’t “too sad” a valid excuse to skip school and lay in my bed all day

like im sorry i didnt do your homework. i was sort of having a mental break down.

1 week ago with 91,189 notes

koishy:

please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening

1 week ago with 77,632 notes

katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

1 week ago with 149,912 notes

“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

sodamnrelatable:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

1 week ago with 127,314 notes